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"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
"This Just In."
"Relax, Senator. We'll let you know when it's time to be like that."
"Good evening and welcome to a very special newscast in which I do everything I can think of to get fired on air."
'This show was filmed in front of a dead studio audience.'
Local News in Heaven
"Senator, we've just been advised that your car is blocking the delivery entrance to the building. Would you care to comment?"
'Is this live broadcast or delayed?'
There's more and more reality TV. . . How about a night with George.
'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'
'This is the 24-Hour News About the News Channel.'
'They are all watching it on their ipods and ipads!'
'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'
A Busy Sports Bar
"Uh, I'm sure you'll pardon me if you've never heard that 'cold as' expression before!"