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"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."
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The literal use of the common metaphor was instantly notices by Skippy the fox.
"Daylight come and me wan go home."
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American Heatwave: 'Hard-boiled again, Martha?'
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"Free-range is when we give the chickens a head start."
Chickens one side - Foxes other side - Crisis Management in the middle.
"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."
"So, has anyone figured out why we're all wearing sunglasses."
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"I suppose it had to happen sooner or later."
"They should never have allowed us to be free-range."
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"At least we have our integrity."
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"This stuff tastes like chicken."
"Our eggs are particularly awesome today."
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'Somehow Betty escaped the Kitchen and ran to warn the others - no one would listen.'
'Did it ever occur to you that we're probably sitting on someone's breakfast?'
'Step on it, Larry.'
'Will you stop! You're running around like a chicken with its head...'
'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'
"I heard this place serves farm to table."
"Are you really noah?"
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"No, he's not my first. I've had dozens."
"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"
Where Deviled Eggs come from
"I think they were taken by poachers."
"We're a lot smarter than chickens, which is why free range pig farming isn't too popular."