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"I think I'm a pretty average Jennifer—but I think you're a very unusual Scott."
"All day, every day—'There's a goddam fly in here!' It's so hurtful."
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"I wish my identity weren't so wrapped up with who I am."
"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."
"What I feel I do is create elegant solutions for problems that don't exist."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office job, office jobs, problem, problems, solution, solutions, if it isn't broke, waste of time, wasting time, pointless job, pointless jobs, pointless career, pointless careers, job description, job descriptions, job title, job titles, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, conceit, conceited, self respect, self-respect
"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "
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"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."
Tags:woman, women, body image, body weight, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-respect, mental health, weight, gain weight, gaining weight, putting on weight, weight gain, kill, diet, diets, dieting, health, unhealthy, healthy, eating, food, snacking, beauty, stereotype, stereotypes, expression, expressions, aphorism, aphorisms, word play, wordplay
"It makes me feel better about myself."
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"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."
"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."
"If you need any advice on how to end up like me, I'm your man."
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"Maybe the reason why I'm such a loser is because of my chronic self-criticism and lack of confidence."
Tags:self-confidence, self-criticism, criticism, self image, self-image, self esteem, self-esteem, losers, self confidence, loser, feel like a loser, psychology, businessmen, businessman, business world, self-defeat, self-defeating, attitude, uncertainty, doubt, fear, anxiety, confidence, self-respect, faith in oneself, morale, self-assurance
A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"
Tags:pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, aquarium, aquariums, animal, animals, pet, pets, fish, tropical fish, school of fish, tank, tanks, fishtank, fishtanks, fish tank, fish tanks, jumping, price, prices, price tag, price tags, different prices, higher price, more expensive, value, worth, self-worth, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-respect, changing sides, switching sides, moving up in the world, social status, social statuses, social mobility, status, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, net worth, upward mobility, upwardly mobile, hierarchy, hierarchies, upper class, wealthy, elite, elites
"Am I doing something wrong? You don't say 'Good dog' to me anymore."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, good boy, good dog, sad, sadness, depressed, depression, mental health, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-respect, praise, praising, attention, attention-seeking, needy, clingy, anxious, anxiety
"Good interview, Barnes. The crying, begging and pandering were a nice tough."
Tags:interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, job interview skill, job interview skills, beg, begs, begging, cry, cries, crying, pander, panders, pandering, plead, pleads, pleading, dignity, loss of dignity, losing your dignity, lack of dignity, self-respect, lack of self-respect, interview coach, interview coaches, interview training
"You know why you like me? You like me because I like myself."
"Yeah, they do, but then again, pretty much everything makes me feel small and insignificant anymore."
'Good lord, man: have you lost all self-respect?'
'Come on you guys - we're going out.'
'We can increase your self-esteem, but self-respect is more difficult.'
"Just the single again, Narcissus?"
'This way, I can beg and still have the self-respect that only an honest day's work can bring.'
"I'll have a large order of personal fulfillment and a glass of self respect with peace of mind on the side."
'Remember when self respect and respect for elders were too different things?'
'It's the perfect job if self-respect isn't a factor.'