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"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."
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"Remember little Rosalie? She has twelve people reporting to her now."
Tags:proud parent, proud parents, pushy parent, pushy parents, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, old friend, old friends, parenthood, parenting, career, careers, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitious parents, ambitious parents, boast, boasts, boasting, boastful, boastfulness
'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'
"School's out- academic summer camp is in."
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Saint Anthony's School for Gifted Parents
"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."
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"We're hoping he'll end up on the street - Harley, Downing, Wall..."
'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'
"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"
"Do we have to go to the Wilson's? All they do is brag about their son being a therapy dog."
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'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'
"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"
'Oh, I'm very fast, but my dad's problem is that I'm not competitive at all...'
'One way you derive your sense of security is from the tactile sensation of your teddy, can you say that?'
'I told them 'You fulfill your own dreams, and I'll fulfill mine.''
'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'
"And you wouldn't believe how much it costs to bring up a child star these days!"
Future Micro MGR.
An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.
'My parents hoped I'd become a doctor.'
"Not only won't your grades get you into college, they won't get you into vocational school!"
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"Rabbi, what should I do about my son? He refuses to do his Calculus, he's dropped swimming and arate, and he hasn't touched his violin for weeks!"
"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"
Tags:beetle, dung beetle, dung beetles, pushy parent, pushy parents, ambitions, ambitious, ambitious parent, ambitious parents, insect, insects, status, ambition, professions, profession, job, career, careers, expectations, crap job, change job, evolution, advancement, motivational speech, motivational speeches, prep talk, prep talks