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"Warp 1 - engage!"
Tags:warp 1, warp, warp drive, warp drives, hyperdrive, hyperdrives, warp speed, speed of light, space travel, space travels, space traveler, space travelers, space traveller, space travellers, pretend, pretends, pretending, delusions of grandeur, delusion, delusions, delusional, garage, garages, drive, drives, driving, driver, imagination, imaginations, imaginative, science fiction, geek, geeks, geeky, nerd, nerds, nerdy
"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
Tags:braces, glasses, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdiness, late bloomer, late bloomers, rejection, rejections, rejecting, cool, coolness, popular, popular kid, popularity, popular kids, unpopular, class reunion, class reunions, reunion, reunions, glasses, messiah, messiahs, christ, jesus christ, christian, christians, christianity, recognition, recognize, recognizes, recognizing, cool kid, cool kids, loser, losers, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections
Undercover Fashion Police
Tags:fashions, fashion police, the fashion police, trend, trends, following trends, unfashionable, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, undercover, undercover agent, undercover agents, out of touch, nerd, nerds, nerdy, trend setter, oblivious, obliviousness, blissfully unaware
'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'
'Uhhh... sorry Lincoln, this table is for equipment managers for the sports teams. I don't think cheerleading counts as a sport... yeesh, what a nerd.'
Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.
"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."
Uh oh, it's...Mondo Man.
The Rise and Fall of the the Planet of the Geeks.
When rednecks and techies network.
'I hope to God that I have an app for this....'
The First 3-D Thanksgiving
Tags:3d, 3-d, three dimensional, 3d glasses, 3-d glasses, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, turkey, thanksgiving turkey, family dinner, family, families, entertainment, media, medias, tech, technological, technology, geek, geeky, geekery, nerdy, future, futuristic, materialistic, entertained, entertaining, looks so alive, alive, norman rockwell, freedom from want
"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
Tags:fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, intelligent, intelligence, incompatible, incompatibility, compatible, compatibility, chemistry, lack of chemistry, date, dates, dating, single life, desperate, desperation, brain, brains, academic, academics, scholar, scholars, educated, educated people, egghead, eggheads, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, geeky, nerdy, scientist, scientists, study, studies, studying
'This is the first time I've ever seen a geek with a pulled muscle.'
"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."
"Hello, I'm Clifton Latimer."
"R82000, you failed to inform me that you possessed a sister."
'I would have thought our 'Geeks Gone Wild' video would have gotten more interest.'
'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'
'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'
Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.
'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'
"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."
Tags:fan, fans, costume, costumes, comic convention, comic conventions, real fan, real fans, fake fan, fake fans, attention seeking, attention seeker, attention seekers, comic fan, comic fans, comic character, comic characters, comic franchise, cardboard cutout, cardboard cutouts, fake, fakes, fraud, frauds, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdiness
"You all know General Petersen from I.T."
Tags:general, generals, commander, commanders, army, armed forces, armed, forces, i.t., computers, computing, computer, internet, nerd, nerdy, geek, geeky, cyber, cyberspace, cyber war, cyber warfare, intelligence, hacking, hackers, weak, frail, small, puny, intelligence gathering, technology, compute, information technology
"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"
Tags:optometrist, optometrists, eye doctor, eye doctors, glasses, spectacles, nerd, nerds, nerdy, mock, mocks, mocking, geek, geeks, geeky, four eyes, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, bully, bullies, bullying, namecalling, name-calling, elementary school, primary school, primary schools, elementary schools, stylish