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'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'
Job Creation Scheme.
"Son, we Billinghams have always made our careers in medicine, law or finance - that's why I want you to reconsider your plan to become a Mafia don."
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"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"
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"Actually, we all think you're doing a pretty good job. We just feel it would be more fun to have a celebrity for C.E.O."
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'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'
"Look, I don't like feeling sorry for myself, but I think if you want something done right you have to do it yourself."
This man is obviously delusional - he thinks he should have a decent job and a good car like the rest of us.
The key to landing a good job is patience, persistence and timing. And networking.
'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'
Encouraging pats on the back.
Another day in the Splenda mines
"I'd like the usual: a good job, nice home, loving wife, two kids, toast and coffee."
Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.
'Great job! ? take the rest of the day off!'
Whenever his boss praised him, he broke into the biggest smile.
'If you can't learn how to do it well, learn how to enjoy doing it poorly.'
'We're looking for a workaholic who thinks doing a great job is compensation enough.'
"What's life all about, Cruz? I mean, it can't be all about having a pretty girlfriend, working at a cool job and driving an awesome car. If it is...I've reached nearly all of my life goals...at age 15!"
"I love my job!"
"I just wanna make sure my teacher is doing her job right."
"I don't know, Baldo. I like being an assistant manager and all...but I'm not sure this job is for me."
"You do a very good job, Baldo."
"Do you know what I love about this job?"
"What's wrong, Joey? You're whistling. You never whistle."