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'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'
'Good morning, here's your placebo, I mean medicine... well, I'm fired.'
Some other drugs you may enjoy.
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"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
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'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'
"Are you taking anyone for the pain?"
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"When I went off the medication, I went from happy, to grumpy, to sleepy, to dopey."
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Prescription Air Fresheners
"Once this commercial is over, I'll have a number of questions on erectile dysfunction."
"It's something I brought back from the doctor."
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"We're in trouble, JB, people are actually starting to read the small print in our TV ads!"
'You have a choice. An ultra-expensive medication that may cure you but has the side-effect of bankruptcy, OR a low-priced medication with a side-effect of a near-death experience.'
'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'
"The good news is that medication could save your life. The bad news is you can't afford it."
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"Due to funding cuts there are delays in getting hold of some medications... You'll need to take these twice every twelve years, after meals."
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"Could you prescribe something where I'd be totally blissed out but still follow the NASDAQ?"
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'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'
"Wherever you look, there's medical marijuana, but not a word about veterinary marijuana."
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"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."
'Would you please stop laughing and just give me something for my athletes foot?'
"I'm not a drug addict, just a hypochondriac."
"Instead of wasting time naming all the side effects, can't we just say 'stuff might happen'?"
"These are gumdrops. We're out of the placebos your doctor usually prescribes."
"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."
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"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."
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