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"We've thought and thought, but we're at a loss about what to call ourselves. Any ideas?"
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'Look, she wasn't laughing at you. You're so paranoid. You always think the whole world is coming to get you.'
"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"
Proposed solution to repugnant and obsolete St. Patrick's Day parade: add more saints.
"Stormsm scurvy, mutinies, seasickness ... and chances are they won't even name this place after me ... "
'According to the grant all we have to do is write a 25-page report on what we discover.'
Nina - Pinta- Santa Maria - Noah's ark.
"Wait a moment... we came first."
As Columbus leaves on his first voyage, spectators wave flags under the banner 'Fall Off Edge of the Earth.'
"Just think. . . one day they'll name national holidays for the both of us!"