Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"I'm with the health department. We're getting reports that someone in your kitchen keeps putting their thumb in the Christmas pies."
'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'
Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.
Tags:
pest, pests, infestation, infestations, pest control, pest controls, suggestions, suggestions box, suggestions boxes, innovator, innovators, restaurant hygiene, kitchen hygiene, unhygienic, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, improvements, working environment, working environments, restaurant inspections, restaurant inspector, restaurant inspectors'The Environment Health Officer thinks a SAFER menu would be 'Beans on Toast', 'Beans without Toast', 'Toast with Beans' and plain beans...'
Tags:
health and safety, health & safety, safety regulation, safety regulations, health regulation, health regulations, safety inspector, safety inspectors, inspection, inspections, health inspector, health inspectors, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, environment health officer, environmental health officers, menu, menus, beans, toast, restaurant inspector, restaurant inspectors, restaurant inspections'He's from environmental health, he says he can sample anything he likes.'
Tags:
health and safety, health & safety, safety regulation, safety regulations, health regulation, health regulations, safety inspector, safety inspectors, inspection, inspections, health inspector, health inspectors, restaurant inspector, restaurant inspectors, restaurant inspection, restaurant inspections, fsa, food standards agency'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'
Tags:
fly in my soup, food hygiene, unhygienic, fly, flies, insect, insects, restaurant hygiene, cafe, cafes, eating out, eat out, eats out, menu, menus, restaurant inspector, restaurant inspectors, mice, mouse, pest, pests, waiter, waiters, server, servers"Why buy irradiated food? It'll all get re-contaminated back here anyway."
"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella."
Tags:
salmonella, e coli, bacterias, diseases, health inspector, health inspectors, restaurant inspector, restaurant inspectors, restaurant inspection, restaurant inspections, revelations, chef, chefs, food poisoning, stomach bug, stomach bugs, stomach virus, stomach viruses, restaurant hygiene, salmonella, e. coli, disease, bacteria, infection"According to its DNA, your meatloaf is from an unknown species."
Tags:
food inspectors, food standards, restaurant inspector, restaurant inspectors, restaurant inspections, food inspections, food scare, food scares, restaurant hygiene, food hygiene, food standards authority, food and drug administration, food inspector, meatloaf, dna, species, cheap meat, cheap meats"I really prefer the place across the street. The cockroaches are smaller."
Bacteria in junk food
Tags:
junk food, bacteria, health and safety, health & safety, food standards, fast food, fast food restaurants, restaurant inspection, restaurant inspections, food safety, food standards, health inspector, health inspectors, restaurant inspector, restaurant inspectors, bacteria, e. coli, food poisoning, salmonella, escherichia col"Just act natural.'
Tags:
health department, health dept., dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, acting natural, restaurant inspection, restaurant inspections, restaurant inspector, restaurant inspectors, disguise, disguises, undercover, going undercover, hygiene, unhygienic, act natural'You're my best dishwasher, but the Health Department has some silly rule about using soap & water instead of your tongue.'
'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'
Tags:
bug, bugs, maple sugar, maple sugars, maple syrup, maple syrups, exterminator, exterminators, pest, pests, infestation, infestations, cockroach, cockroaches, roach, roaches, food hygiene, restaurant inspector, restaurant inspectors, restaurant inspection, restaurant inspections, sweet tooth, sweet-tooths"Trust me sir. I wouldn't ask to see the chef if I were you, he'll only put you off your food."
'Nutrition is very big these days. If anyone asks, tell them that nutrition is your prime concern.'
"Would you please pick up the wrapping paper? We set great store by cleanliness."
"A clean glass will cost a little extra."
Tags:
hygiene, unhygienic, hygienic, diner, diners, restaurant inspection, restaurant inspections, restaurant inspector, restaurant inspectors, hygiene standards, hygienic standards, clean glass, clean glasses, cleanliness, extra charge, extra charges, extra fee, extra fees, customer service, customer services