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Food Wars: "Thrilla in Peekskilla"
Tags:comic, comics, comic strip, food, foods, fruit, fruits, honeydew, melon, melons, fraught, awkward, argument, arguments, row, rows, pointless, food wars, pepper, peppers, green peppers, foodie, foodies, preference, prefer, preferred, stuck in the middle, awkwardness, awkward situation, awkward position, difficult position, catch-22, catch twenty two, battle, battles, fight, fights, domestic, domestics, insult, insults, insulting, insulted
Rind of the Ancient Mariner
"I want all of that done by the time I get home."
Tags:honey dew, honey do, to do list, to do lists, to-do list, to-do lists, overbearing wife, overbearing wives, bossy, bossiness, wearing the pants, wear the pants, wears the pants, wife, wives, melon, melons, mom, moms, mum, mums, chore, chores, responsibility, responsibilities, mother, mothers, nag, nags, nagging, nagger, naggers
'Stop eating the seeds.'
"Cheer up a bit, will you?"
Tags:banana, cantaloupe, cantelope, cantaloup, muskmelon, bananas, cantaloupes, cantelopes, cantaloups, melon, melons, fruit, fruits, depression, depressed, bad mood, bad moods, good mood, good moods, moody, moodiness, mental state, mental health, mental illness, good mood, good moods, cheerful, cheerfulness, personality, personalities
Revenge of the Watermelons.
'What I usually do is buy one, take it home, let your mother get one look at it and say, 'That melon is no good,' and then I know it's bad.'
"Mind if I change melons?"
Tags:melon, melons, fruit, fruits, channel, channels, boring, bored, changing channel, gormless, blank, empty, meaningless, pointless, waste, wasting time, marriage, couple, couples, marries, marriages, leisure, relax, relaxing, watch, watching, tv, t.v., television, televisions, telly, tellies, program, programmes, channel, channels, sloth, lazy, uninteresting
"Eventually, people are going to notice our casaba melon's not getting any bigger."
"I'm not sad, just a little melon collie."
'Maybe this will help you better understand your headaches. Let's say the watermelon is your brain and the ice pick is your boss's shrieking voice.'
"One last fetch but then I eat the cantaloupe."
Tags:cantaloupe, cantaloupes, cantelope, cantaloup, muskmelon, cantelopes, cantaloups, muskmelons, melon, melons, fruit, fruits, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, fetch, chase, game, games, hobby, playing fetch, dog lover, dog lovers
Organic and Genetically Mummyfied.
Dr. McWit's always know's exactly when her watermelon's are at their peak of perfection.
'This is great, a fruit you can eat, drink . . . and wash your ears with.'
'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'
The USA takes a slice of the planet
The birth of a zebra.
Farmer boasts of green thumb.
'By, golly, Gronsky, you're right, it does say 'melon'...well it should say 'apprehend a felon!'
Frosty's wife admires her new implants.
'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'