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His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.
"See? It never hurts to ask."
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"Instead of French fries may I have a hernia repair?"
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'Is it me or is it a bad idea to eat at a place that prints CPR instructions on their placemats?'
'I said French Fries.'
An eagle feeds its chicks fries
"For the last time kid, we are the golden larches. You cannot have french fries!"
Unsuspecting fry at burger meadows
'Have a McWater. It's all we can serve without being sued.'
'You idiot! That one had chips in it.'
"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"
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'Do you want flies with that?'
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'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
Potato Funeral Planning
Potato Funeral Planning
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French fries touring the United States
"This will be separate checks."
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"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."
The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'
He has to chase it around until the french fry falls out.
"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"
'Nothing, just taking a jacuz'... how about you?'
Seagulls at a drive through - just ordering fries.
'Put the chips down and back away. Slowly. We don't want any heroes here.'