Carrion Cartoons and Comics

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Man Feeds The Vultures Instead Of The Pigeons

"It was still breathing? You are such a foodie."

"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."

'It doesn't look good, Bob!'

"It doesn't get any better than this."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"Man, this is taking forever. Let's go find some fast food."

"It's not carrion! It's carry-out!"

Carrion versus Carry-In Dinners

Carrion luggage

"The candy's for after dinner."

Roadkill Cafe.

'Tabloid journalism! And bring shame on your family?'

"Love your work."

"If I can crawl, you can circle."

'Shoot! There goes dinner!'

'Come on Mummy, please let me eat this rotten gooey disgusting thing!'

"Sure, I'd like fresh meat, but it's hard to argue with carrion's convenience and affordability."

'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'

'Boy, this is potent: Even I can't stomach this...'

"Table for two? Splendid. Something should be dead in twenty minutes."

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'