Carrion Cartoons and Comics

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Man Feeds The Vultures Instead Of The Pigeons

"It was still breathing? You are such a foodie."

"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."

'It doesn't look good, Bob!'

"It doesn't get any better than this."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"Man, this is taking forever. Let's go find some fast food."

"It's not carrion! It's carry-out!"

Carrion versus Carry-In Dinners

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Roadkill Cafe.

"The candy's for after dinner."

'Tabloid journalism! And bring shame on your family?'

"Love your work."

'Shoot! There goes dinner!'

"Sure, I'd like fresh meat, but it's hard to argue with carrion's convenience and affordability."

'Come on Mummy, please let me eat this rotten gooey disgusting thing!'

"If I can crawl, you can circle."

'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'

"Table for two? Splendid. Something should be dead in twenty minutes."

'Boy, this is potent: Even I can't stomach this...'

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.'