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"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."
Man Feeds The Vultures Instead Of The Pigeons
"It was still breathing? You are such a foodie."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, vulture, vultures, dead, death, food, eating, dining, feeding, corpse, corpses, carrion, meat, flesh, breathing, alive, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, nature, food cycle, food chain, cycle of life, modern life
"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
Tags:desert, deserts, sand, sand dunes, mirage, wasteland, lost, getting lost, cactus, cactuses, cacti, wilderness, vulture, vultures, carrion, bird, diet, diets, dieting, chub, chubby, heavy set, fat, fatter, fatness, love handles, love handle, spare tire, ironic, dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, gallows humor, gallows humor, dead, death, crawl, crawling, cuisine, cuisines, exotic food, exotic foods, variety, variation, variations
'It doesn't look good, Bob!'
"It doesn't get any better than this."
A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt
Tags:wedding, weddings, wedding party, wedding parties, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, carrion, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, husband, husbands, groom, grooms, bride, brides, bridal party, bridal parties, hen night, hen nights, hen do, hen dos, bachelorette party, bachelorette parties
"Man, this is taking forever. Let's go find some fast food."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, duel, duels, duelling, dueling, shootout, shootouts, stand off, stand offs, mexican standoff, mexican standoffs, buzzards, vulture, vultures, carrion, scavenger, scavengers, scavenging, cowpokes, old west, gun duel, showdown, kill, shoot, dying, buzzard, long wait, long waits, impatient, impatience, fast food, drive-thru, drive through
"It's not carrion! It's carry-out!"
Carrion versus Carry-In Dinners
"The candy's for after dinner."
'Tabloid journalism! And bring shame on your family?'
"Love your work."
'Shoot! There goes dinner!'
"Sure, I'd like fresh meat, but it's hard to argue with carrion's convenience and affordability."
Tags:vulture, vultures, carrion, carrion eater, carrion eaters, convenience, affordability, shopper, shoppers, shopping, grocery shopping, groceries, competitive pricing, competitive prices, animal welfare, free range, battery farming, convenience food, convenience foods, scavenger, scavengers, lazy, laziness, modern attitudes, time poor
'Come on Mummy, please let me eat this rotten gooey disgusting thing!'
"If I can crawl, you can circle."
Tags:vulture, bird of prey, vultures, bird of prey, lazy, laziness, inconsiderate, desert, desserts, circling vultures, scavenging, scavengers, scavenging birds of prey, condor, condors, apathetic, apathy, cutting corners, dehydration, dehydrated, lost in the desert, exhausted, exhaustion, crawl, crawling, lost, abandoned, abandonment, stranded, conserving energy, conserve energy, survival, survival techniques, carcass, carcass scavengers, decay, decaying, near death, starving, starvation, waiting for death, carrion, carrion eaters, carrion scavengers, circling, circling birds of prey
'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'
"Table for two? Splendid. Something should be dead in twenty minutes."
Tags:buzzard, buzzards, carrion, vulture, vultures, eating out, eat out, posh restaurant, posh restaurants, gourmet, gourmets, scavenger, scavengers, scavenging, carcass, carcasses, menu, menus, restaurant reservation, restaurant reservations, restaurant table, restuarant seating, food chain, food chains
'Boy, this is potent: Even I can't stomach this...'
'Bob, I think I hate people.'
"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."
Tags:camel, camels, vultures, deserts, vulture, desert, mourner, mourners, mourn, mourns, griever, grievers, grief, mourning, death, reynolds unwrapped, scavenger, scavengers, grief-stricken, grief stricken, griefs, grieving, mourning, deserts, carrion, carrion crow, carrion crows, carcass, carcasses, corpse, corpses
'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.'