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Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
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"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"
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'Look, I said I was sorry five years ago. Quit dredging up the past.'
'These facial wraps work great on dead skin.'
"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."
'Helen, I can't believe you haven't tried shrink wrap! It's the latest thing.'
'Would you like a wrap?'
"Have you seen my Mummy?"
Happy Birthday Dr. Rombley!
"Apparently my small human is studying the Egyptians at school..."
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"This must be the one causing all the controversy."
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"Unwrapping a mummy."
Organic and Genetically Mummyfied.
Then from across the crowded room, their eyes met.
"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"
"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"
Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.
'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'
'Oh, here come the first passengers from the plane from Egypt!'
Egyptian mummy purchasing lip embalm.
'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'
'Did we bring enough lotion because the ancient curse of the mummy is very dry skin!'
'This is the last Pharaoh. Note he's wrapped in red tape.'