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Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
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"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"
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"At least it's a dry heat..."
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'Look, I said I was sorry five years ago. Quit dredging up the past.'
'These facial wraps work great on dead skin.'
"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."
"The Goldmans are installing shingles with only a two inch overlap. That's crazy!"
"One day son, all this will be going with me."
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"That one is for the Pharaoh, and that one is for his cat."
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A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.
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'Helen, I can't believe you haven't tried shrink wrap! It's the latest thing.'
'Would you like a wrap?'
"Have you seen my Mummy?"
Happy Birthday Dr. Rombley!
"Apparently my small human is studying the Egyptians at school..."
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"This must be the one causing all the controversy."
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"Unwrapping a mummy."
Organic and Genetically Mummyfied.
Then from across the crowded room, their eyes met.
"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"
"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"
Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.
'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'