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"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"
"Dang! They stuck us with a guy with piercings again."
"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"
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"I'm so conflicted."
'Tabloid journalism! And bring shame on your family?'
'Shoot! There goes dinner!'
'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'
"Are we going to do the five second rule?"
"But it's not my birthday!"
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"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."
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'Bob, I think I hate people.'
'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'
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'Shifting through the debris of collapsed businesses is depressing...'
'I have a bone to pick with you.'
"We just have a really good feeling about this spot."
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'Those aren't vultures. Those are his relatives.'
"We heard you were dying in here."
"All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us."
"Great food here, but the service is slow!"
"It looks like we'll die as we lived, Warren...birdwatching."
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"Call the morgue, let's see if they do carrion out."
"Maybe you got a hold of something fresh."
"So do you want white or green meat?"