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"My wife! My best friend! Advance uncorrected galleys of my new book!"
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"Oh, look, everyone. Dolphins."
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"Excellent. Now just the altos."
Galley slave carrying ice creams
"May I sit by the window?"
A slave galley with a DJ
'Wow! Gruel twice in one week, IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!'
"Same thing every year. You can't get them to do a blessed thing the week between Christmas and New Year's."
Computerising the galley - 'Productivity is up, but I miss my whip.'
We're frequent rowers. Any chance of an upgrade?
"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"
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"Did anyone bring stuffing?"
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"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."
'This is considered "other duties as assigned".'
Tags:employment, law, employment law, roman, slavery, forced, job, work, legal, unfair, duty, duties, chains, ancient rome, soldier, workforce, centurion, legionnaire, employee, job assignment, role, roles, task, tasks, contract, zero hour contract, zero hour contracts, short term contract, short term contracts, galley, galleys, slave galley, slave galleys
"Mark my words: hybrid technology will trigger more slave demands!"
"I asked for a window seat."
'Any chance of an upgrade?'
'After a while the 'fasten seat belt' routine gets to you.'
'I'm only a temp.'
'Every time I cook fish head soup I get a guilt complex.'
'Next time you pick me up lose the open plan galley.'
"I just can't abide having to face the opposite way to which I'm travelling."
"I plan to work my way up from the bottom."