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Yoga for beginners,
"In the morning I eat nothing then I wait 4 hours and eat nothing again."
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"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"
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"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."
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"It was the cheapest way for us to cover the potholes."
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"Hey! That's my yoga mat."
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"Not tonight, hon — I had a yogasm in class."
"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."
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"I've had a lot of free time this year."
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Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth
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'Hey there, it's Yoga Bear!'
"I traded our milk cow for magic beans which I then traded for a yoga mat."
Transcending the physical looks good on you.
'In addition to 16 cup-holders it comes equipped with four dedicated yoga mat storage areas.'
Yoga Welcome Mat
'Oh, you are into Yoga? Me too!'
"Can't you take up some kind of sport that doesn't involve spandex?"
"How long are you going to be her yoga mat?"
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Someone left a yoga student on Mrs. Clearwhistle's front stoop. The student was tangled up and couldn't get undone from himself. She recognized him; it was Earl Slabodne. He lives up on the north edge of town. Mrs. Clearwhistle poured some olive oil on Earle, and he slipped right out; she called Mrs. Slabodne, who said to send him home. Mrs. Clearwhistle did, and she didn't charge for the olive oil.
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"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."
The Urban Utility Belt
Very Advanced Yoga
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The Cat Sat on the Yoga Mat