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'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'
"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."
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"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"
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"You can't handle the meaning of life!"
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"This week on 'The Amazing Race to Enlightenment,' can Jim and Suzy achieve right mindfulness? And will Barb and Candy be eliminated for relentless clinging to the self?"
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'You've stumped me with that question, I think that's something you need to Google'
'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'
'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'
The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.
'If you earn more than you spend, your net worth will grow. That's the meaning of life.'
EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything
'It started with enlightened self-interest and then spread to greed.'
'Especially in these tough times, positive self worth trumps negative net worth.'
The Age of Enlightenment
'Thanks for the meaning of life, but I'll still need money.'
'The secret of a contented life, my son, is to invest in true low-cost index funds.'
'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'
'Is the meaning of life true and false, multiple choice, essay or what?'
'Thanks for the meaning of life. But I'll still need money.'
How to know if a guru has been possessed by your third grade teacher's spirit.
NOW HIRING GURUS, 'I brought a resume for each reincarnation.'
Guru tells secret of time management is word NO.
'Hey - enlighten up!'