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"I spent my whole day planning my day."
"Hey, can I call you right back in two weeks?"
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'You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon.'
Common Workplace Doodles
'Chair goes up!' - 'Chair goes down!' - 'Chair gets stuck.'
"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."
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"Can I call you back? I'm shopping."
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Procrastination vs. Crastinator
"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"
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"You no longer have any excuses for not getting your work done. I hired someone to take your lunch and bathroom breaks for you."
"Accounting has calculated how much we've paid you compared to how much work you've done. You owe the company $53,972."
A Visit From The Procrastination Muse
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Please loiter. I am trying not to work.
"Things were so boring at work I actually did my job."
Starting is the scariest part.
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Tiddles made a mental note to stop watching silly human videos on her work laptop.
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"What does procrastination mean?"
"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"
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'I'm working remotely.'
Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.
'I just realized there's a direct correlation between the number of devices on my desk and the amount of goofing off I can do.'
'I've been procrastinating on lots of projects all morning, which means I've been multitasking, which mean I've earned a nap.'
'At last! My hero! Procrastination Man!!'
'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'