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"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"
"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"
"Hey, listen! Next time you break down on a week-end, okay? I get twice the money plus weekend plus weekend surcharge and we divide fifty-fifty, deal?"
Drunk sailor anchored to a bar.
'Are you the guy who called about his air conditioner being stuck 'on'?'
The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.
'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'
'Maybe I should change this thing more often'