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"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."
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'You don't qualify for a loan or a credit card. We can, however, over you a free bank calender.'
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'...And a free set of tools goes with it.'
"Welcome to hell!"
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How To Bump Up Attendance Numbers With Free Stuff...
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"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."
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Free Artist with Each Purchase
'Thanks to Obama the Nobel Prize has lost much of its prestige. This is the third time I got one in my surprise meal this week.'
'What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?'
"I'm afraid a cell phone will give me cancer."
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Every Child Gets A Baboon!
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'What, no toy?'
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"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."
'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'
Bobblehead Give Away Night.
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"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"
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