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'You guys hear about Ethel and Bob? Apparently they got used for eggnog.'
'What do you mean you're out of ice?'
"They keep asking for more ice for their drinks."
Wait Here - Froze in a Block of Ice
Snowman walking his dog
"They're adorable. Are they yours?"
'These ice cubes in my water are too cold. Can I get a refund?'
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'Well, at least this is how the polar bear club would've wanted to go.'
"Sorry - I'm out of ice."
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Saving the earth, one drink at a time.
'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'
'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'
'Don't you dare to freeze aunt Anny's mortal remains and drink it with scotch!'
'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'
'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'
A horse drags a huge ice cube.
'Sorry, no thanks.'
Defrost December 24th.
Irony on the Titanic.
'If we don't screw up, we'll make it! Check the windows and doors, and I'll empty this tray of ice cubes onto the fire.'
'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'
'It's just a sniffle.'