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'In this company, we attach a great importance to history and traditions. That means if you don't meet the sales target, you'll get crucified and fed to the lions.'
Recycled fragment of the true cross.
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"Haven't I suffered enough?"
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'Yes, and don't call me Shirley.'
'Let's see them make a tradition out of this!'
Woman crucified on the distaff cross.
Lost ancient text.
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After this incident the Roman Army decided to stop admitting women.
Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.
"I hope that some day people will remember me as the inventor of piercing!"
'Are you being served?'
"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."
'Don't worry boys... I have connections in high places!'
"I'm a celebrity! Get me out of here!"
'Sometimes I envy Christ; at least he knew when it was his Last Supper.'
'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'
'This is a Christian company. If you don't meet your targets, you'll get crucified.'
'Great job - you've nailed it!'
'I'll race you to the top.'
Church property-trespassers will be crucified.
'Cuts in Roman times.'