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Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
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'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'
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'Dan lost his job in October, but we've made some lifestyle changes that have helped to compensate for the drop in income.'
'This is your lucky day!'
"Nice little touch of humility!"
The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.
"My brain could kick her brain's butt."
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'What's the point of being senior management if everyone's going to be compensated fairly?'
"It does make a statement."
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"Mrs Potkins, I'm feeling inadequate, send someone in for me to patronise!"
'You're not from around here, are you?'
Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.
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"Look, you've made him hurt his fist...call an ambulance!"
'Have you checked out that new courtroom - supplies store on 18th street, your Honor? It's called 'Big Gavels For Little Men.''
'Now that we've down-sized all we can, I think it's time we up-sized our compensation.'
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'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'
Because the company does not offer employees a healthcare plan, we try to boost their compensation in other ways."
'So you admit you excluded my client from Reindeer games.'
'I made my money the old-fashioned way. I used a defective product that entitled me to compensation.'
'At 15 he's too slow to chase mice anymore, but he's compensated by becoming much more clever.'
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'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'
To compensate for the stress of news broadcasts, Tina's TV came with a built-in massage system.
'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'