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'No kidding! I thought the term, 'bean counter' was just a slang term.'
'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'
'Some people thing accountants are just boring number crunches but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!'
Accounting Dept: Red ink
"Your first check from 20 years ago, Farley? So that's the reason our payroll account hasn't balanced for 20 years!"
"Is it just me or have these numbers lost their crunchiness?"
"Put a piece of bacon on it. Bacon makes everything better."
'They don't make razzle 'em, dazzle 'em accountants like Phil anymore...'
'I just asked to see the annual figures...'
'He's our finance director - kind of old school.'
The Four Accountants of the Apocalypse.
'Are these numbers for real, or are you just yanking my chain?'
'Sorry you can't claim your 60 inch TV as a business expense.'
'Bill, I want you to meet Hal from accounting.'
Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.
'But the good news is that my income continues to go up.'
'I've never seen you work so hard.' - 'I'm doing my expenses.'
'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'
'When I said you were going to be our bean counter, you happily agreed. So, what's the problem?'
'We've got to take care, sir! Last month, this thing went down and hit a guy at the floor below us!'
'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'
"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."