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'That's our head of security.'
'Inform their C.E.O., C.F.O. and C.O.O. that their proposal is D.O.A..'
'The scary thing is he's our CFO.'
"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."
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'The numbers don't lie... Damn them!'
'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'
'Very creative, though it doesn't quite compare with what we're doing over in accounting.'
'The CFO wants it as soon as impossible.'
'And this I take it is the bookkeeping department.'
'Well, at least we're ahead of our competitors in the number of CFOs we've had in the past year.'
'Forty billion is a generous offer for our company, but we'd feel a lot better about it, if you didn't plan on financing it by putting it on your Visa.'
'You've got to admit, he's not your average CFO,'
'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'
'I love the name. Now that we've gone public, what do you think we ought to do?'
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'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'
'Our CFO isn't available. He left the company to join the Witness Protection Program.'
'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'
"It's very hot today, Miss Frimley. Please fill my paddling pool with money."
"Now that I'm CEO... all my competitive weirdness will be aimed at you."
'G-go ahead, F-Fred; p-pre-announce our disappointing 3rd quarter.'
'That's the acting CFO.'
"The folks upstairs would like to see some details on this maneuver of yours."
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'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'
"Great job, Johnson! The budget changed last month. We need you to redo the whole thing."
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