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"I'm sick and tired of 'Generally Accepted Accounting Principles'."
Tags:accounting principle, accounting principles, generally accepted, burnout, burnouts, breakdown, breakdowns, break-down, break-downs, burn-out, burn-outs, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeep, bookkeeps, accountant, accountants, office job, office cubicle, office cubicles, rebellion, rebellions, rebelling, rebellious
"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"
Tags:fiscal responsibility, fiscal responsibilities, accountant, accountants, accountancy, account, accounts, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, bookkeep, bookkeeps, book-keeping, book-keeper, book-keepers, rock band, rock bands, rocker, rockers, rock show, rock shows, rock star, rock stars, concert, concerts, rock concert, rock concerts, number cruncher, number crunchers, number crunching
'For the right price, I could find a way to make bribes deductible.'
"You know you said you were looking forward to meeting your first client...?"
"You feel like throwing your computer out the window? Sure, as long as it's fully depreciated!"
'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'
Accounting: Fiction and Non-Fiction.
'Hello, Smudgekins and Smollet, creative accountants, how may I help you?'
"My accountant suggested I make a substantial donation...so I fired him."
"I was counting on you – got distracted and lost count."
Knights of Accounting
"Are you sure you put up a fight to save the account?"
Tags:account, accounts, accountancy, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, bookkeep, bookkeeps, fight, fights, big account, big accounts, accountancy firm, accountancy firms, accounting firm, accounting firms, money management, money manager, money managers, client, clients, important client, important clients
"If you ask em this figure for cost of goods given is a little low."
Tags:tax, taxes, bookkeeping, bookkeeper, accounting, accountant, santa, santa claus, accounting entry, christmas, holidays, bookkeepers, bookkeep, bookkeeps, book-keeper, book-keepers, book-keeping, taxation, accountants, father christmas, saint nick, st nick, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, st nicholas, festive period
"Ah. Who know what new adventure awaits me today in the thrilling, action-packed world of double-entry bookkeeping?"
"We've got most of the figures. . . but we're still not sure what order to put them in."
"I'm comfortable with the numbers but you might need to revisit the order you've put them in."
"2 elephants, 2 tigers, 2 giraffes, 2 goats, 2 snakes, 2 parrots, 2 rhino, 2 arks, 2 hipp. . . hold it, I think I've found the problem."
Accountancy - 'plein air'
Accountants on holiday
Tags:hotel, hotels, sandcastle, sandcastles, accountant, accountants, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, bookkeep, bookkeeps, shell, shells, seashell, seashells, sea-shell, sea-shells, workaholic, workaholics, work addict, work addiction, work addictions, work addicts