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'We'd like to take out $20 and we want it all in ones.'
"Have you had that signed in triplicate?"
Number 2 in a series of unlikely events: "There's more money in the budget than we know what to do with so you don't need to ask me every time you just need to spend a few hundred quid."
"It's big, slow and proboably a fire hazard. But I was able to pay for it out of petty cash."
Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.
'I said dip into the petty cash for your lunch,Potkins not dig a ruddy CRATER!'
'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'
'Where's the petty cash?'
'There's an unauthorized expenditure from petty cash for one million dollars in cat toys!'
'Janis, I've sustained a paper cut. Do we have any hundreds in petty?'
Employees playing poker with petty cash.
-Problem? -Yes, when I click on petty cash I get 'Lucky Lady 2.30 Newbury.