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"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."
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"Oh, that three billion dollars."
Does your accountant speak your language?
I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.
"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."
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And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician
"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"
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"I was an eight, too, until the number crunchers got hold of me."
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"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."
Does your accountant share your vision?
How much do we have in the contingency fund...? About half a drawer full.
Accounting department - Number crunching.
I think we've got the numbers right we just don't know which ones to use... Or what order to put them in.
"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."
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'Looks good. Let me run it past the number-crunchers.'
"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"
Statistics Dept: 41% of people like the corner cafe, 30% like the diner across the street, 20% are unsure!
"No, no, we said, 'crunch' those numbers, not 'shred' them."
Cereal for Accountants
"His numbers stack up but I'd still like a second opinion!"
"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."
"We've got the numbers...now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"
"Sorry, we don't serve the Lumberjack's breakfast to accountants."
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"We've worked out all the figures, we're just not sure what order to put them in!"
"He's been doing the number-crunching ever since he saw the budget forecast..."