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"I'm not sure which is more disturbing...that a velvet last supper using poker dogs exists or that you actually bought one!"
"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."
"Why do you doubt these paintings were found in Eva Braun's bedroom?"
At the 'Museum of Tacky Art: Velvet Paintings, 1st Floor, Sad-Eyed Dogs 2nd Flour, Souvenir Figurines, 3rd Floor.'
'Sir, the enemy developed a weapon that will wipe out all culture except for elevator music and black velvet paintings.'
Fred shouldn't have tried to save money by using an old dot-matrix printer to print Black Velvet paintings.