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'Here, check it by processing my bill.'
"Do you think one of you geniuses could come up with a comfortable bar stool?"
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'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'
I see the computer system is down again.
"He still has a dial tone."
"Nah, it can't just be that the plug's out. That would be too simple and inexpensive."
"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."
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"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"
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'My computer controls all of my appliances. Since I installed pop up blocker software, my toaster doesn't work.'
"You the fellow who ordered computer parts in bulk?"
"These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously."
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
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Little boy being punished in corner beside bag marked 'Little Computer Repairman'.
'I deleted all of your computer viruses, but as you know doctor, that may allow some resistant viruses to proliferate.'
Man stitching up a broken laptop screen.
"I can either charge you a large flat fee, or I can tinker on an hourly basis."
'It did a barrel roll, then it did a crash and burn.'
Man pouring glue into a printer.
"While you were out - I sorted that computer problem!"
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'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'
To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.
Fred shouldn't have tried to save money by using an old dot-matrix printer to print Black Velvet paintings.
Hunt 'N' Peck Hardly Used Computers.
Our Computer is Up/Down.
Common error # 5 made by novices using a computer to make a sewing pattern: putting the thread directly into the disk drive.