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The Boy who Cried Sheep
'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'
'For directions, press one. For rescue, press two. To cry wolf, press three...'
"All right―what's the trouble this time?"
The Boy who cried 'wolf' became a fisherman: '...but it got away!'
The boy who cried 'Wolf Blitzer': 'HE'S HERE! HE'S HERE!'
Too bad I made up that story about being kidnapped by Elvis and the aliens, thought Garth; now they'll never believe I've sighed the mythical Big Hot Guy!
"Armageddon? Aren't you the one who was saying the sky was falling?"