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"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."
Cinderella and her Equally Attractive Stepsisters
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"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"
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"The little pig with the portfolio of straw and the little pig with the portfolio of sticks were swallowed up, but the little pig with the portfolio of bricks withstood the dip in the market."
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"It's from Mr. McGregor. He's now willing to submit to binding arbitration."
Gingerbread man escaping.
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Mother Goose's Haiku
Goldilocks: The later years
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"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too, and there she is on Screen Nine!"
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The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.
An owl searches for a pussycat.
"Got over the house of straw."
The little preservative that could
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"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."
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...and this Little Piggy's house was built with Bill Barr and Mitch McConnell
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Princess and the Pea, Revisited
(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"
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"So then Mr. Brewster, who was a cost analyst for an advertising agency, drove his car all the way from Westport, Connecticut, to New York City!"
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Aladdin's Cave of Wonder
The fourth little pig
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"Quick! Get me an agent."
Goldilocks and the three gummi bears
"My bid falls between my two competitors'. By using twigs, my design is more structurally sound than straw, yet more cost-effective than brick."
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The boy whose hair was on fire about some kind of wolf thing
"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"
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