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"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"
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"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"
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Who Wants To Be Regis?
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"If you can't say anything nice about Kathie Lee Gifford, just shut up."
"Joan Rivers is sitting in for Mommy at breakfast."
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"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."
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"And now for a rebuttal."
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"When I grow up, I want to be a computer-generated image like Max Headroom."
'Even widescreen struggles to fit them in.'
'Someday we can be the Wink Martindale of web hosts.'
'He's a Jerry Springer Spaniel.'
'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'
'Since he lost his job as a T.V. presenter, Marcus will go to great lengths to be recognised.'
'This is Suzy Yomp in LA, substituting for Alice Jones, whose carpet didn't match the drapes...'
Another reason why people who are married should never co-anchor the news.
Plato's Dialogues & Letterman's Monologues.
'Run it by legal and then a couple of talk-show hosts.'
Talk show host in court says to judge 'If it please the court, I'd like to show a clip of my new show.'