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"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."
Tags:greeting card, greeting cards, christmas card, christmas cards, christmas letter, christmas letters, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, card, cards, letter, letters, note, notes, merry christmas, greeting, greetings, brag, bragging, boast, boasting, boastful, show-off, show-offs, showing off, money, rich, wealthy, wealth, worth, value, finances, personal finances, social status
Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.
"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
Tags:miracle, miracles, extended family, extended families, flu, flu season, christmas, inlaw, inlaws, in-law, in-laws, holiday season, holiday seasons, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, stressed out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, merry christmas, happy christmas, family gathering, family gatherings, family reunion, family reunions, dysfunction, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families
Santa '50s' Claus.
Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe
Tags:merry christmas, christmas, happy christmas, happy holidays, happy new year, merry, season's greetings, mistletoe, mice, mouse, vermin, rodent, rodents, rat, rats, cat, cats, mouser, house cat, house mouse, mouse hole, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, decoration, decorations, pet, pets, domestic, domestic animal, domestic pet, kiss, kissing, eat, eating, trick, tricked, tricking, trickery
I want to wish a Merry Christmas to each and every one of you...and, a happy prosperous New Year to those of you who will be with us next year.'
SANTA with PRESENTS
"Aw, he is a cutie. What makes you think he's special?"
"It was better before God took up knitting."
Tags:hobbies, hobby, craft, crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knits, fashion, fashions, fashionable, wool, woolen, woolens, woolen goods, jumper, jumpers, pullover, pullovers, sweater, sweaters, winter, winter fashion, winter clothes, fall fashion, fall, merry christmas, happy holidays, happy christmas, god, gods, religious imagery, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, robe, robes, halo, halos, cloud, clouds, christian, christianity, christians, wooly, heaven, heavens, heavenly
A vampire wakes up to find a bat in his stocking.
Tags:christmas morning, christmas mornings, christmas day, anticipate, anticipates, anticipating, anticipation, merry christmas, happy christmas, vampire, vampires, perspective, perspectives, perspective shift, stocking, stockings, hung by the chimney, wake up, wakes up, waking up, gift, gifts, present, presents
Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.
Tags:gentlemen, gentleman, chivalry, chivalrous, etiquette, polite, politely, politeness, manner, manners, gentlemanly, manly, hat tip, tip hat, tipped his hat, m'lady, weather, cold weather, snow, snowing, snowy, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, jolly, christmas, christmas time, winter time, white christmas, merry christmas, happy holidays
"I hope that isn't real fur."
Tags:vegan, veg, vegans, veggie, vegetarian, vegetarians, cruelty, cruelty free, cruelty-free, fur, fur industry, santa, santa's grotto, grotto, santa clause, santa claus, claus, animal rights, animal rights activist, fur ban, happy holidays, play on words, word play, word-play, modern, modern life, modern world, kids these days, kids say the darndest things, kid, kids, child, childhood, awareness, aware, christmas, christmas time, merry christmas
Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.
Drunken Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Santa Confronts the Industrial Age.
'Oh, Jeezus Christ, if you think this Mary Christmas broad is so hot, why don't you name a holiday after her?'
'He wished someone a 'merry Christmas' instead of saying 'happy holidays'.'
You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.
"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."
Have yourself a Merry 'Wittle' Christmas!
Tags:whittle, whittler, whittlers, whittling, whittling knife, whittling knives, santa claus, father christmas, santa, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, festive period, festive season, toy, toys, wooden soldier, wooden soldiers, merry christmas, christmas greeting, christmas greetings, hobby, woodwork, wood work, wood-work
Hoe Hoe Hoe
Tags:christmas, x-mas, xmas, christmas card, christmas cards, merry christmas, happy christmas, season's greetings, seasons grettings, hoe, hoes, garden, gardens, gardening, gardening tool, gardening tools, hoeing, pun, puns, visual pun, visual puns, christmas season, holiday season, holidays, ho ho ho
'Oops! I should've gone to the bathroom before I came.'