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"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, lion tamer, lion tamers, animal trainer, animal trainers, trainer, trainers, circus, circuses, chair, chairs, whip, whips, entertainment, show, perform, performance, performances, scary, scared, afraid, fear, threaten, threatening, remind me, reminder
Performance reviews in Hell.
Tags:insanity, temporary insanity, piano, grand piano, pianos, grand pianos, pianist, pianists, singer, singers, opera singer, opera singers, insane, upstage, upstaging, perform, performance, performers, starring daggers, angry, anger, angered, annoyed, annoyance, musician, musicians, overshadow, overshadowing, self centered, self centred, self-centred, self-centered, mistake, stupid, stupidity, stealing the thunder, accompanist, accompanists, knowing your place, know your place
"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "
'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'
"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."
Tags:mime, mimes, clown, clowns, circus, circus school, school, schools, teacher, teach, teaching, taught, teachers, class, classes, homework, work, working, study, studying, performance, perform, performing, performing arts, physical, physical theatre, tradition, traditional, theatre, theater, street theatre, street theater, well known, well known phrases, phrases, ironic, irony, pop culture, pop culture reference
"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."
Tags:show and tell, show-and-tell, elementary school, elementary schools, pre-school, pre-schools, primary school, primary show, crush, crushes, public speaker, public speakers, public speaking, perform, performs, performance, performances, controversy, controversial, kid, kids, childhood, compliment, compliments, complimentary, speech, speeches
'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'
Tags:seal, seals, perform, performs, performance, performances, musical concert, concerts, concert, gig, gigs, audience, audiences, crowd, crowds, horn, horns, honk, honks, honked, honking, unexpected, surprise, surprises, surprised, unanticipated, unwanted, disappointed, disappointing, close to home
With his illustrious career in the circus over, Alfonzo the Great settled into a job with the New England Power Company.
Tags:circus, circuses, act, acts, actor, actors, perform, performs, performance, performances, performer, performers, tight rope, tight ropes, walk, walks, walker, walkers, balance, balances, balancing, balancer, balancers, electrician, electricians, electricity, electrics, wire, wires, close to home
Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...
"Livestreaming my music has really helped me to connect with my fan."
'Well of course you outperformed me. The incentives were stacked in your favor.'
"I find it hard to perform in these market conditions."
"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."
Tags:otter, otters, pressure, pressures, zoo, zoos, zoo animal, zoo animals, sea life, sea life park, sea life parks, aquarium, aquariums, perform, performance, show, shows, putting on a show, frolic, frolicking, worry, worried, worries, under pressure, pressurised, pressurized, expectation, expectations, false expectations, musa, musa the otter, otter craze, meme, memes, internet meme, internet memes
"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."
"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"
Tags:ballet, ballerina, prance, prancing, grande jeté, jeté, jete, saut de chat, leap, leaps, leaping, jump, jumping, jumps, jumped, couple, energy, energetic, verve, prima, flamboyant, flamboyancy, beauty, beautiful, elegance, elegant, elegantly, theatre, theater, perform, performance, performing, art, artist, artistic, couple, couples, embellishment, embellishments, communication, married, married life, communicate, communicating, skill, skills, talking, talk, argue, argument, arguments
'Is there a healthcare representative in the house?!'
Tags:ballet, ballerina, prance, prancing, grande jeté, jeté, jete, saut de chat, leap, leaps, leaping, jump, jumping, jumps, jumped, couple, energy, energetic, verve, prima, flamboyant, flamboyancy, beauty, beautiful, elegance, elegant, elegantly, theatre, theater, perform, performance, performing, art, artist, artistic, coffee, coffee, caffeine, caffeinated, high caffeine, espresso, urban, urban life, urban living, fit, fitness, foodie, foodies, food lover, morning coffee, morning, mornings
"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."
"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."
Tags:lemur, lemurs, ring-tailed lemur, ring-tailed lemurs, ring tailed lemur, ring tailed lemurs, audition, auditions, casting, caster, casters, casting directors, casting directors, acting, actor, actors, type cast, type-cast, type-casting, type casting, film industry, tv industry, televsion industry, hollywod, film production, typecast, type, types, perform, performance, performer, performers, stereotype, stereotyped, stereotypes, appearance, racial issues, race issues, racial discrimination, discriminate, discrimination
Open mic night for close talkers.
An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy
Tags:stage, stage show, stage shows, perform, performance, performing arts, arts, drama, variety show, variety, variety shows, wood, woods, forest, forests, tree, trees, carpenter, carpentry, woodcutter, axeman, ventriloquist, ventriloquism, ventriloquists, dummy, dummies, act, acting, trick, tricks, medieval, medieval, talk, talking
'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'
"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"
Tags:music, concert, musician, performance, tour, concert tour, air guitar, guitar, musical instrument, invisible guitar, absurd, absurdism, absurdist, absurdists, air guitars, air guitarist, air guitarists, smash, smashes, smashing, guitars, guitarist, guitarists, musician, musicians, musical instruments, perform, performs, reuse, reusing, conserve, conserves, conserving