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December 26th . . . The Returns
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"Not 'Miracle on 34th Street' again?"
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, mrs. claus, santa's wife, elf, elves, santa's helper, santa's helpers, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., movies, movie, film, films, christmas movie, christmas movies, christmas film, christmas films, seasonal, crying, teary-eyed, sad, sad movie, sad movies, sad film, sad films, again, same film, same movie
"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"
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Elf Tortures Santa.
"My doctor just told me to lose 30 pounds. Rufus, Teeny...you're fired."
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"Vision: It's what took a small workshop in the North Pole and turned it into the massive global enterprise we know today."
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"...but it's an elf and safety issue."
'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'
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'Well, enjoy your time off! Me, I'll be stuck looking at reindeer ass all night...'
Santa advertising for Elvis.
Do you remember when all we had to remember were action dolls and scalextric?
He's just been told that due to increased infrastructural costs we're being relaocated to Swindon.
'Yeah, that's weird...the sleigh has been feeling a bit heavy ever since we left the North Pole!'
'Where Christmas stockings come from.'
Santa and elves drinking eggnog.
'Here's your, he-he-he, here's your warm milk Santa!'
Santa with an elf.
'Could you grab some videos on the way back?'
"Yeah sure I know Santa."
"I'm streamlining the company."
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"Dear Bobby, Santa's lawyers have been unable to negotiate around the exclusive production and labor rights relative to the X-box. How about a nice wood choo-choo train?"
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