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"I just love it when you get off on Cole Porter!"
"I see the radiator's Baroque again."
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Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'
'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'
'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'
'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'
'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'
"Ready Hans? Deep breath."
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'I hate it when the organist is away on holiday'
'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'
Keyboard in Front of a Organ
'I heard you were looking for donors.'
Monk playing an organ.
'I lost all respect for my Organ-Grinder when I realized he was not playing but merely turning the handle! That's when I left him...'
'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'
Neil was only too happy to become an organ donor.
"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."
'-and if I ever find out who told the organist to play 'Shotgun Boogie'...'
'We're donating our organist to science.'
'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'
'Will somebody tell the organist to cut out the 'Skaters' Waltz'!'
'The vicar suggested an appropriate piece for next Sunday might be the Voluntary 'Redundancy'.'
Organ Donor Unit