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'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'
'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'
"See? Told you I was on his Nice list. . . Santa left me Clean Coal!"
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'Your repeated questioning as to whether I've been a 'good boy' has no relevance Mr Claus. I still need to see your accounts!'
Reindeer looking on with fear as Santa counts down and elf if about to launch sleigh with a giant slingshot.
Santa reading newspaper by the light of Rudolph's nose
No one cares any more whether you believe in Santa or not...these days it's all about climate change!!
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"How can I look at myself in the mirror? Easy, I use a step ladder!"
Deer with lighted tail on Santa's sleigh.
North Pole Coal Company - Supplying naughty children the world over.
"He's upset because he just figured out his toys are made in China, and not the North Pole."
Tags:christmas, xmas, xmases, christmases, north pole, china, christmas myth, christmas myths, chinese manufacturing, chinese industry, santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, toy, toys, present, presents, gift, gifts, childhood myth, childhood myths, christmas myth, christmas myths
'Hey, you know the rule...What happens between the holidays, stays between the holidays.'
"Watch who you're call irrelevant!"
'Go to bed. I'm too busy to get into a debate over whether or not I exist.'
"If you MUST know - I want to talk to the Easter Bunny."
"You know, you make it hard for me to believe in you when all you bring is clothes."
Tags:christmas present, christmas presents, xmas present, xmas presents, xmas, xmases, christmas, christmases, clothes, santa claus, santa, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, christmas myth, christmas myths, xmas myth, xmas myths, childhood, childhoods, disappointment, disappointments
'Coal again? Really? After all the money I've spent trying to look good?'
'Is there really a Santa Claus? That depends - are we talking about the man or the brand?'
'For the last time...turn that light off and go to sleep!'
'The hotel, endorsement deal didn't work out, we're going to have to stick with the stables,'
'Don't rush me. I can't be everywhere at once.'