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'I've already diagnosed myself on the web but I thought I'd come in for a second opinion.'
"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."
Health MOT's will attract 'worried well'
'I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got...'
'If you trust your search engine more than you trust me, maybe you should switch doctors.'
"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and found out that I'm DEAD and it's YOUR FAULT!"
Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.
"I'm very impressed with your web research,this self-diagnosis would be 100% accurate...if you were a Patagonian fruit bat!"
Doctor, I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead. Don't believe everything you read on the net.
"I'm glad you took the trouble to diagnose your own symptoms using the internet...and you'd be 100% accurate...IF you were a GOAT."
"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."
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I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got swine fever,rift valley fever,bovine spongiform encelophalopathy,bluetongue or a stubbed toe!
"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"
"That's not what it says on the Web."
'Don't believe everything you read on the net.'
"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"
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'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'
"Here I was, all this time, worrying that maybe I'm a selfish person, and now it turns out I've been suffering from compassion fatigue."
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'I couldn't diagnose this ailment on the internet, so I was forced to come to you.'
'Dr.Davis was beginning to wish that he'd taken a little more care in wording his advert.'
"I'm not feeling too great. Maybe I'll ask WebMD what's wrong with me."
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"I don't care which doctor I see. 'm not going to listen to him anyway."
Tags:doctor, doctors, md, mds, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctor's clinic, doctors clinics, second opinion, second opinions, advice, disrespectful, disrespect, listen, listening, conceit, conceited, waste of time, wasting time, time waster, time wasters, self diagnosis, self-diagnosis, misinform, misinformed, misinformation
"The internet says I have an eating disorder, I might be anorexic!"
'My patients are picking up so much medical knowledge through the media that I feel more like their consultant than their doctor.'
Kindly Refrain From Googling the Doctor's Diagnosis Until She Has Finished Giving It To You.