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Satan Fast Food
Tags:fast food, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, bad for you, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, fatty, fatty food, fatty foods, calorie, calories, calorie counting, calorie counter, calorie counters, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, tempt, tempts, temptations, tempting, satan, demon, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions
"Keep it open."
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog vendor, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, cart, carts, street meats, open tab, open tabs, opening a tab, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, fatty food, fatty foods, junk food, fast food, foodie, foodies, appetite, appetites, big appetite, big appetites, binge, binges, binge eater, binge eaters, binge eating, overeat, overeats, overeating, overweight, fat shame, fat shames
"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
Tags:guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, kid, kids, witch, witches, wicked witch, wicked witches, villain, villains, bad guy, bad guys, baddie, baddies, fairy tale, fairy tales, hansel and gretel, cholesterol, high cholesterol, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrition advice, dietitian, dietitians, diet, diets, dieting, fatty food, fatty foods, health food, health foods, cannibalism, warn, warns, warning, warnings, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bad habit, bad habits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods
'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'
"I'm moving to France to not get fat."
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
Tags:wise man, wisemen, wiseman, wise men, monk, monks, cheesy fries, cheese fries, cheeses, enlightenment, enlightenments, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, meditate, meditates, meditating, mountain, mountains, top, tops, happy medium, compromise, cheese fries, fries, happy, happiness, lazy, laziness, sloth, temptations, sins, self-realization, self-realisation, moderation, eating, healthy eating, healthy living, lifestyle, lifestyles, balanced, balancing, diner, diners, fatty food, fatty foods, glutton, gluttony
Dean Ornish's fairy tales
"We met over the holidays."
"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
Tags:statin, statins, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, fatty food, fatty foods, diet, diets, dieting, prescription, prescriptions, high cholesterol, bad cholesterol, drug, drug dealer, drug dealers, drug dealing, stodge, stodgy food, stodgy foods, health nut, health nuts, bar food, bar foods, diner food, diner foods, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, medication, medications, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, drug user, drug users, drug use
Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook
Tags:senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, unhealthy, unhealthy meal, unhealthy meals, dinner, dinners, dinnertime, dinnertimes, dinner time, dinner times, grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, grandpas, ice cream, generation gap, generation gaps, fat, fats, fatty, fatty food, fatty foods, fitness, physical fitness, old-fashioned, lard, cook, cooks, cooking, recipe, recipes, recipe book, recipe books
"This is the latest craze - eat anything you want, anytime you want. It's called the San Andreas Plan."
"Welcome to America, bitch."
Tags:breakfast, breakfasts, america, american, american breakfast, american breakfasts, french, france, french breakfast, french breakfasts, croissant, croissants, unhealthy, america, american, americans, fat, fats, fatty food, fatty foods, pancakes, pancake breakfast, pancake breakfasts, maple syrup, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, culture clash, culture clashes, welcome, welcomes, greet, greets, greeting, overeat, overeats, overeating, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, health food, health foods, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters
"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."
Tags:jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, unhealthy, unhealthy eating, dessert, desserts, fatty food, fatty foods, run, runs, running, runner, runners, motivation, motivations, weight loss, maintaining weight, maintenance, maintain, maintaining, calorie, counting calories, burning calories, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast food, breakfast foods, cake, cakes, break, breaks, take a break, takes a break, taking a break
"Large, double sausage, extra cheese? Buddy, for a pie like that we need a note from your HMO."
Tags:pizza, pizzas, pizzeria, pizzarias, food order, food orders, pizza order, pizza orders, pizza pie, pizza pies, fatty food, fatty foods, unhealthy, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, health warning, health warnings, hmo, health maintenance organization, health insurance, heart attack on a plate, heart attack, heart attacks, infantilising, infantilizing
A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'
"Actually, kale is toxic."
"I eat cheap greasy food so I can save for my cardiologist bills in the future."
Grim reaper with a food stand saying "Heart attack on a plate"
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, food cart, food carts, vendor, vendors, food stand, food stands, junk food, fast food, unhealthy, unhealthy food, heart-attack, heart-attacks, heart attack, heart attacks, heart-attack on a plate, heart attack on a plate, lard, obesity, obesity crisis, cholesterol, high-cholesterol, high-calorie, diet, diets, unhealthy diet, fatty foods
"I'm looking at your results, Mr. Dumpty...and your cholesterol is dangerously high!"
"I'm afraid that eating 12 varieties of pizza doesn't constitute a 'varied' diet."
"Take a wild guess, butter boy."
Tags:butter, fatty food, fatty foods, cholesterol, cholesterol level, cholesterol levels, lard, fat, fats, artery, arteries, clogged artery, clogged arteries, cause of death, death, grim reaper, saturated fats, high cholesterol, heart attack, heart attacks, diet, bad diet, bad diets, weight gain, heart disease, saturated fat
'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'
Dieting Options: Non-fat, low-fat, stretch pants.
Women in doughnut shop - 'Get down! It's someone from our exercise fitness class!'
First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service