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"Well according to the breathalyzer you have been drinking - from the toilet."
'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'
Caution! Flagman training next 10 miles...stop, stop, stop...
"Wow. You DO own the road."
"OK, where's the extinction?"
"I better approach this one really carefully."
"I brake for all Police Cars."
Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.
'Relax, he's just doing his job. Try not to bite his head off.'
'Hold on just a few minutes officer, you caught me in the middle of a really important call.'
Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Cows.
Field Sobriety Test
"Way too hammered to step out of the vehicle, officer, how's about you hop in."
"We caught him exercising at a rest stop."