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"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
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"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."
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'You're type A+? Your personal ad said you were AB.' 'It must have been a type O.'
Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""
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Lonely Hearts - Men seeking anything that stays still long enough.
Fantastic, fit, fortysomething exec, interested in culture, athletic pursuits, and gourmet food, seeks intelligent, dynamic, thirtysomething beauty for evolving relationship leading marriage.
"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"
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"In your ad you said you'd grown up in the shade of coolibah tree. How so?"
"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."
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'It's a misprint. I never said I had 'six pack abs'.'
"Gee, you didn't mention your wart in your personal."
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"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."
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"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."
"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."
"I found him on Dregs List."
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"Claws? Or no claws?"
"Ken bats left-handed, enjoys cultural as well as outdoor activities, and seeks a sensitive non-smoking woman for a lasting partnership that includes long walks, good music, and fielding practice."
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"You don't look like your picture."
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"What's the hurry? My personal ad runs three more days."
"You were careless to send us your personals ad instead of your resume, but I'll let it go since I also enjoy moonlit walks and cuddling."
"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."
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"My ad clearly said I was looking for a friend with benefits, not on benefits."
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