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"Are you the young man that bit my daughter?"
Tags:daughter, daughters, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, mothering, overprotective, over-protective, protective, schoolyard, schoolyards, bully, bullies, bullying, bite, bites, biting, bitten, fight, fights, fighting, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners
"And what did my little darling do in school today?"
Tags:school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kid, kids, child, grade, grades, graded, good grades, home time, home, homes, parenting, parent, parents, parental, parenthood, mom, mum, moms, mums, teacher, teachers, get an a, getting an a, shocked, shock, surprise, surprised, long, day, hard day
"Tracy could be a good little poet someday if she'd lose some weight."
Tags:teacher, teachers, pupil, pupils, parent, parents, student, students, kindergarten, kindergartener, primary school, poet, poets, poetry, weight loss, lose weight, losing weight, body weight, body shame, body shaming, large, fat, inappropriate, judgemental, judging, irrelevant, unimportant, unrelated, unconnected, humiliate, humiliating, child, children
"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."
Tags:father, fathers, fatherhood, fathers and son, father and son, son, sons, kid, kids, children, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new dad, new dad, new parent, new parents, congratulations, parenting, parental, parenthood, school, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergartener, kindergarteners, overshare, overshares, oversharer, oversharing, sharing, share, tmi, too much information, something to share, talk, talking, chatter, chattering, chatty, precocious, precocious, annoying, annoy, irritating, teacher, teachers, teaching
"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."
Tags:school, schools, first day of school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners, parent, parents, walk, walks, walking, hand, lead by the hand, child, children, son, sons, advice, final words of advice, authority, authorities, teacher, teachers, superior, superiors, superiority, hierarchy, hierarchies, intolerable, intolerant, hate, hates, hating, company, class mate, class mates, class, classes, friend, friends
"We've found by applying just the tiniest bit of an electric shock, test scores have soared."
Tags:teacher, teachers, teaching, education, school, preschool, pre-school, kindergartener, kindergarteners, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergarten teacher, electric, electric shock, therapy, shock therapy, score, scores, test score, parent teacher, ethical, parent teacher meeting, kid, kids, child, children, performance, academic, academics, school, schools
"I ain't showin' nothin', and I ain't tellin' nothin'."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, boss, bosses, boss man, big boss, chief, exec, execs, executive, executives, management style, management, manager, managers, jargon, show and tell, telling, play on words, word-play, word play, class, classroom, classrooms, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners, preschool, pre-school, won't talk, not talking, secret, secretive, mystery, mysterious, protect, protection, teacher, teachers
"I've decided to work from home today."
"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."
Tags:mother, motherhood, tiger mom, tiger mum, tiger, tiger moms, tiger mums, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting, every man for themselves, free for all, free-for-all, mom, moms, mum, mums, school of hard knocks, child, kid, kids, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners, school, schools, primary school, pre-school, preschool, pre school, fight, fighting, bully, bullies, anti-bullying, defend, defending, defense, defence, self-defense, self-defence
Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)
Tags:kid, kids, drawing, drawings, family, art, arts, preschool, pre-school, kindergartener, kindergarteners, kindergarten, kindergartens, preschools, preschoolers, preschooler, toddler, toddlers, absurd, strange, excuse, excuses, artistic license, precocious, precocious kids, elephantiasis, large, big, big foot, bigfoot
"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"
Tags:recite, recites, recitation, recitations, recite the alphabet, recites the alphabet, reciting the alphabet, learn, learns, learning, alphabet, shortcut, shortcuts, look for a shortcut, looks for a shortcut, looking for a shortcut, lazy student, kindergartener, kindergarteners, kindergarten teacher, kindergarten teachers, letter, letters, lazy students
"I'm still pre-literate."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, pre-school, pre-schools, pre-schooler, pre-schoolers, preschool, preschools, preschooler, preschoolers, learning, learning to read, reading, reader, readers, literacy, literate, literature, book, books, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergartener, kindergarteners
"Your apple was definitive!"
"I hope their dogs ate their homework. I'm too tired to grade it."
Tags:teacher, teachers, colleague, colleagues, school, schools, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners, pet, pets, eat, eats, eating, dog, dogs, homework, assignment, assignments, dog ate my homework, excuse, excuses, excused, grade, grades, grading, mark, marks, marking, marker, markers, boring, unbothered, tire, tired, tiring, class, classes, student, students, pupil, pupils, grader, graders
"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."
Tags:lesson, lessons, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners, teacher, teachers, math, maths, addition, subtraction, simple, arithmetic, mental maths, mental arithmetic, finger, fingers, toe, toes, shoe, shoes, remove, removed, removing, too many, insufficient, student, students, sock, socks, taken off, reason, reasons, sum, sums, correct, technique, techniques
Children playing hopscotch wrong.
Tags:children, school, schools, kingergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners, nursery, nurseries, nursery children, play, plays, playing, game, games, hopscotch, hop-scotch, chalk, play area, play areas, playground, playgrounds, wall, walls, grid, grids, draw, draws, drawing, wrong, 3d, on the wall, incorrect, aim, aims, aiming, misunderstood, misunderstanding
"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"