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"It's fine the know your ABCs and your colors, but really you just have to be able to sit still and control your bladder."
Tags:kindergarten, primary school, kindergartens, primary schools, infant school, infant schools, bladder control, wetting yourself, kid, kids, child, young kid, young kids, young child, young children, little kids, perceptive, perceptiveness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, fidget, fidgeting, fidgeter, fidgeters, sit still, sitting still
"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."
Tags:teacher, teachers, student, students, class, classroom, classrooms, teach, teaches, teaching, geography, economic, economics, world issue, world issues, young children, young, educate, educated, education, activist, activism, make a difference, making a difference, impact, impacting, tobacco, smoke, smoking, industry, industries, take down, attack, ban, bans, stop, stopping, prevent, prevents, preventing
"How come they don't have mad-cauliflower disease?"
Tags:family meal, family meals, dinner, dinners, dinner table, dinner tables, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, children, child, childish questions, childish question, childlike questioning, incessant questions, motherhood, fatherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, toddler, toddlers, young children, young child, mad cow disease, mad-cow disease, bse, bovine spongiform encephalopathy, cauliflower, cauliflowers, veggie, veggies, vegetarian, vegetarians, weird questions
"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."
"You can't judge my parenting skills by what you see in the lobby."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, young kids, young children, toddler, toddlers, infant, infants, terrible twos, terrible 2s, parenting skills, tantrum, tantrums, immature, immaturity, lobby, lobbies, excuse, excuses, making excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses
"You wanted to sleep in bed with us- start proofing these briefs."
Low battery. 10% of battery remaining
"Working at home has been a mixed blessing."
Tags:working from home, working at home, remote worker, remote workers, remote working, eworker, eworkers, kdis, young kids, young children, bird, birds, birds nest, bird's nest, birds nests, birds' nests, mixed blessing, mixed blessings, modern life, modern times, home office, home offices, father, fathers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, claustrophobic, crowded
The Sandwich Generation.
Tags:working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, commute, commutes, the commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, rest, rat race, the rat race, young children, young kids, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, work ethic, modern expectation, modern expectations, overworked, overworking, exhausted, exhaustion
"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"
Tags:christmas, open presents, opens presents, opening presents, christmas day, xmas, x-mas, open present, opening presents, overeager, young child, young children, wake up, wakes up, waking up, christmas morning, early morning, early mornings, wake-up call, wake-up calls, leap, leaps, leaping, jump, jumps, jumping
Thanksgiving Dinners: (Turkey/Ham/Corned Beef/Children Under 5) 'They're eating their own now!'
'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'
'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'
Next tantrum: 4pm
'Dad, what's a wimp?'
"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."
Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.
Two children play with a pedal bin
"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."
Tags:childhood, child, children, young child, young children, precious years, family, families, park, parks, swing, swings, childhood innocence, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, family, families, white family, institutional racism, racism, endemic racism, systematic racism, white privilege, privilege, privileged
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, co, company, conpanies, office desk, office desks, in tray, out tray, inbox, outbox, child, children, kid, kids, young child, young children, focusing on the kids, divorce, divorcing, divorcee, divorcees, divorced, husband, husbands, ex husband, ex husbands, single mom, single moms, single mum, single mums, single mother, single mothers
"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."
Tags:next generation, next generations, new generation, new generations, kid, kids, young child, young children, future, futures, kindergarten, kindergartner, kindergartners, young person, responsibility, responsibilities, future generation, future generations, social responsibility, social responsibilities, classroom, classrooms
"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"
Warning. This cereal is energy-packed.
Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...