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"Where do you get off saying my kid is grade level?"
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"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, punctuation, grammar, correcting, correction, corrections, life lesson, life lessons, kids, kid, child, children, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, youth, teen, teens, teenager, marking, grading, homework, assignment, assignments, paper, papers, essay, essays, report, reports, project, projects, future, advice, advising
"If this piece of paper lands in that trash basket, I'll quit teaching, move to the country, write my novel, and never grade another math quiz ever again." "Let's see, six right, four wrong..."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, teacher life, marking, grading, mark, marks, grade, grades, test, tests, testing, quiz, quizzes, exam, exams, examination, examinations, math, maths, mathematics, arithmetic, bet, bets, betting, gambling, gambler, gamblers, losing, lost, dream, dreams, dreaming, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, quitting, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
"Oh, but it's fine for you to grade papers?"
Tags:bee, bees, beekeeping, beekeeper, beekeepers, teacher, teachers, marking, marking papers, homework, bedroom scene, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, marital dispute, marital disputes, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, unreasonable, unaccommodating, domestic, domestic argument, domestics, domestic arguments
It's a wonder they aren't totally extinct!"
Tags:target, targets, target shooting, bird, birds, marking, markings, unfortunate, plumage, tropical bird, tropical birds, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, extinct, extinction, hunted to extinction, endangered, endangered species, target practice, target practise, wildlife, point, points, high score, high scores, high scoring
"What I do as an artist is take an ordinary object – say, a lamppost – and, by urinating on it, transform it into something that is uniquely my own."
Things we're sick of hearing
"The fact is, I didn't do the homework assignment because you seem to be swamped with paperwork and I didn't want to add to your problems."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, homework, assignment, assignments, paper, papers, essay, essays, report, reports, project, projects, paperwork, marking, grading, overworked, overtime, working overtime, overwhelmed, excuse, excuses, problem, problems, public education, public education system, public education systems, state education, state education system, state education systems, national education, national education system, national education systems, public school, public schools, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
'I claim this land for...'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, territory, territories, territorial, wee, wees, mark, marks, marking, marked, flag, flags, flagging, flagged, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, late, lateness, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fast, faster, fastest, urinate, urinates, urinated, urination, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
A fire hydrant pees on a dog.
Fire hydrant peeing on a dog
'Nike's early failures inspired his later success.'
Bathtub with markers to show the water depth
Tags:bathtime, bath, baths, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, bathroom, bathrooms, washing, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, taking a bath, bathing, bather, bathers, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, depth, water level, pool depth, water, sport, sports, strange, unusual, marking, markings, marker, markers
'If this is my final mark, I have no choice but to go to mediation.'
"All right, Rodney, I'll discuss your grade with you, but don't tell the other children where I eat lunch."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, grading, marking, grade, grades, mark, marks, lunch, eating, meal, meals, lunches, lunchtime, hiding, hiding spot, hiding spots, secret, secrets, lunch break, lunch breaks, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school
"It's Harvard, Professor. They want to know when you're going to grade last June's exams."
Tags:political campaign, political campaigns, political campaigning, political candidate, political candidates, running for president, professor, professors, university professor, university professors, grading papers, grading exams, marking, incompetent, incompetence, campaign trail, the campaign trail, standing for president, us politics, lazy, laziness, unfocused, unqualified, ill qualified, neglect, neglectful, boston, cambridge
Express Lane: 10 or less quibbles about grades
Tags:teacher, teachers, teaching, head master, head masters, speak to the head, quibbles about grades, grade quibbles, questioning grades, pushy parents, pushy parent, that parant, those parants, modern teaching, worst part of the job, marking, grade, grades, school grade, school grades, student, students, bad student, bad students, express lane, express lanes
'I guess it was only a matter of time before it sought revenge.'
"Let me tell you, Kittles, after a hard day's work there's nothing I like better than to sit in my favorite chair, eat leftover Chinese food, grade 72 math tests and read 50 English papers."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, homework, assignment, assignments, paper, papers, essay, essays, report, reports, project, projects, book report, book reports, presentation, presentations, english, language arts, test, tests, quiz, quizzes, exam, exams, examination, examinations, grading, marking, overwork, overworked, overtime, doing overtime, bringing work home
Zorro, The Embroiderer
Tags:zorro, calling card, calling cards, hero, heroes, legend, legends, masked man, masked men, embroider, embroiders, embroidery, embroiderer, embroiderers, mysterious masked man, sew, sewing, sewing circle, sewing circles, mark, marks, marking, patience, patient, impatience, impatient, wait, waits, waiting, inefficient, inefficiency
'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'
"I can't read my handwriting either."
Tags:handwriting, bad handwriting, student, students, teacher, teachers, teacher life, marking, marking work, school work, schoolwork, homework, class works, homework assignment, homework assignments, illegible, bad student, bad students, incompetent, incompetence, failing student, failing students, essay, essays, writing essays, teacher life
'Stop it! Stop it! You're really hurting him!'
'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'
'You can wait.'