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"I wouldn't mind being a stay-at-home dad if I didn't have stay-at-home kids."
Tags:toddler, toddlers, stay-at-home, stay at home, dad, dads, mom, moms, mum, mums, family life, family-life, childcare, child-care, preschooler, preschoolers, preschool age, young family, young families, child-care, gender role, gender roles, gender stereotype, motherhood, fatherhood, gender politics
"Two months with this and they blow their preschool entrance exams right out of the water."
Tags:parents, parenting, parent, mothers, mother, mum, mums, mom, moms, pre-school, preschool, pre-schooler, pre-schoolers, preschooler, preschoolers, tiger mom, tiger moms, tiger mum, tiger mums, child, childhood, children, achievement, achievements, pushy mom, pushy moms, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, exam, exams, examination, test, testing, tests, toy, toys, child's toy, children's toys, educational toy, educational toys, education, early education
"You call and all you get is a recording of her laughing in your face."
Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)
Tags:kid, kids, drawing, drawings, family, art, arts, preschool, pre-school, kindergartener, kindergarteners, kindergarten, kindergartens, preschools, preschoolers, preschooler, toddler, toddlers, absurd, strange, excuse, excuses, artistic license, precocious, precocious kids, elephantiasis, large, big, big foot, bigfoot
"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."
"Our job would be a lot easier if there were childless couples in this church."
A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.
Tags:alphabet, alphabets, kid, kids, letters, literacy, reading lesson, reading lessons, writing lesson, writing lessons, preschool, kindergarten, kindergartens, nursery school, nursery schools, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, modern childhood, modern childhoods, app, apps, blogger, bloggers, celebrity, celebrities, blogging, application, applications, tablet, tablets, cellphone, cellphones, preschooler, preschoolers
"I'm still pre-literate."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, pre-school, pre-schools, pre-schooler, pre-schoolers, preschool, preschools, preschooler, preschoolers, learning, learning to read, reading, reader, readers, literacy, literate, literature, book, books, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergartener, kindergarteners
"I remember you vividly in preschool, when you played the earth and I starred as the sun."
Tags:preschool, preschools, preschooler, preschoolers, memory lane, memory lanes, kindergarten, kindergartens, nursery school, nursery schools, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walk, dog walks, dog walking, dog, dogs, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, pet, pets, chance meeting, chance meetings, chance encounter, chance encounters, reconnecting, old friend, old friends
"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."
Tags:student, students, student debt, student debts, rising cost, rising costs, cost, costs, tuition, tuition fee, tuition fees, university, universities, university fee, university fees, nursery school, preschool, preschooler, preschoolers, loan, loans, student loan, student loans, pay off, pays off, paying off, college, college student
"Please don't make me work from home. I have a stay-at-home husband and two pre-schoolers."
Tags:preschooler, preschoolers, pre-schooler, pre-schoolers, toddler, toddlers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, working mom, working mums, working mother, working mothers, working mum, working moms, stay-at-home, stay at home, husband, husbands, home office, working from home, telecommute, telecommuting, home offices, telecommutes, home offices, working-from-home, family life, work-life balance, work/life balance, working environment
"I've got three pre-schoolers at home so I had to memorize the Serenity Prayer."
Tags:serenity prayer, prayer, prayers, serenity, toddler, toddlers, badly behaved, badly-behaved, poorly-behaved, poorly behaved, preschooler, preschoolers, preschool, preschools, pre-schooler, pre-shoolers, pre-school, pre-schools, parenting, triplet, triplets, busy parents, busy parenting, difficult child, difficult children
"Why think outside the box when mom won't let you cross the street?"
"I'm not taking calls now. I'm off the grid."
"Oh, I'm just between naps, Grandma."
"Look at the silly grin on his face -- I bet his imaginary playmate is a girl!"
"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."
Tags:imagination, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, imaginary playmates, fantasy, discipline, disciplines, preschool, preschooler, preschoolers, sit in the corner, sitting in the corner, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, friend, friends, friendship, playmate, playmates, kindergarten, kindergartners, detention, detentions
"We're bored with the blocks, Ms. Johnson...when do we learn programming?"
Tags:kindergarten, kindergartens, building block, school, programming, computer programming, children blocks, building blocks, boredom, bore, bores, boring, student, students, coder, coders, coding, modern childhood, modern childhoods, computer skill, computer skills, student boredom, code writing, coding, gifted child, gifted children, preschool, preschoolers
"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."
"Next year we lose our nap time...then we have to wait until we get real jobs to get it back!"
"They can run but they won't be able to hide."
Tags:day care, daycare, day-care, day-care, nursery, nurseries, nursery worker, nursery workers, childcare, children, running children, baby sitter, baby sitters, teacher, rockets, roller skates, kindergarten, preschool, preschool children, kids, preschooler, preschoolers, teachers, rollerskate, rollerskates
"Mom, I recited the 'Pledge of Allegiance' better than anybody in class; but I don't know what it means and teacher didn't explain it. Do you think she doesn't know either?"
"Tommy Jenkins, if you give me a ticket I'll tell everyone in pre-school that you wet the bed!"