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"That's what I mean by going the extra mile."
"According to my calculations Mum, you would have your best chance of jumping over the Moon if you started from the top of Mount Everest..."
Two astronauts on the moon look up to see a cow jumping over them.
'It wasn't a Moonie, it was a Baptist you jumped over, and he was sitting on the grass!'
'I tried that once. I'm still taking treatments.'