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Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."
"Sorry Ed, I forgot about the trap door we installed."
'I know you don't like being fixed up, but he's perfect for you!'
Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.
'Hey, thanks for coming out. I just want to consult you on the setup of my LAN.'
'Hmm, tastes like chicken, you say? Funny how you would be familiar with the taste of chicken. Detective Burns, I think we've found our murderer.'
'I know that there's something wrong with this setup.'
'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'
'How'd I get into this? Two masked guys handed me this gun, then they ran out the back...'
Talk to your plants. But first, make sure they aren't wearing a wire: "...And make it look like a tobogganing accident."
"That's the setup. And the punchline is: 'And then they die!'"