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The Fish-Eye look
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'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'
"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"
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'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'
'I'm sure that using this new sign we will triple the sales of eye glasses.'
"Does this lens flare make me look fat?"
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'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'
People whose hindsight is less than 2020
"Your eyes do need correcting, but we are going to have to go with contacts!"
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The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.
Contact Sport Lens.
Business man under going an eye test and reading letters which spell customer.
Sherlock Holmes peering through giant magnifying glass.
'I'm here to have my lens replaced - the doctor comes highly recommended!'
It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.
'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.'
Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.
'We're either being invaded by giant aliens, or there's another moth on the lens.'
"Now all I need is someone to invent the optics!"
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"I'll bet GALILEO never had to clean off flyspecks!"
'Those aren't sunspots, dummy - Your glasses are dirty again!'
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'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'
'Bob! I lost a contact while grabbing our bag!'
'Hmm, yes sir, I think we may need to review that quote that I gave you over the phone.'
'Yet another sighting of the Inverness cameraman was reported today! Let us know what you think. Is it real or fake?'