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"Our focus here is on the arts. Is he pottery trained?"
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"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."
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"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"
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'I owe all my success to being potty-trained at an early age.'
'Either my waterbed is leaking... or I am.'
"Every time I do this they call it an accident. Really though, it's all a choice."
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'See you then!'
'I think I've just made a terrible mistake.'
'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'
You Are Here - Pampoos
'Leaving a stain isn't the same as leaving a mark, Axel.'
"I'd better get off the phone now. I think Timmy has to go number one."
"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."
"Day, will you take me potty?"
"We're concerned about the number of accidents in the workplace."
'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'
Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.
'Ooopsss! I did it again.'
'Is he house-broken?'
'My parents always gave me choices.'
"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."
'No, no, no I said SIT'
'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'
'I'm trying to toilet train them.'
'Spencer, your résumé states you're housebroken. Mind telling me why I see newspapers on your cubicle floor?'